Katy Perry Looks Great

When you have a kick ass body and have a propensity to jack your rack up to your neck in seemingly everything you wear, I have no idea why Katy Perry has gone out of her way to look like complete shit lately. Does Russell Brand’s semen contain some type of poison? I don’t know. But here she is at something called The NARM Music Biz Awards Dinner Party. I think she might have been invited to haunt it. But I guess I get it. Sometimes I wear yellow when I go out when I don’t want to be bothered. Yellow just isn’t in my color wheel. It says, “hey, ladies. I’m here, but I might also have jaundice.”