Kate Upton Wore This To The Met Ball

In what might be the most unflattering picture of Kate Upton ever taken, here she is at the Met Ball last night. She looks like a transvestite who’s eaten way too many jalapeno burgers. I’d rather have sex with a cardboard cutout of Kate Upton than this Kate Upton. And the cardboard cutout could be on fire. And just pulled out of a dumpster. I realize she’s trying to be classy and dignified, but c’mon, Kate. Nobody wants to see that. (Hint: This. We want to see this.)