Rihanna Bangs Chicks Now

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Like most strippers and battered women will tell you, vagina is where it’s at! Awww yeaahh, son! New York Post reports:

Rihanna headed out on a date last night. But while the “Umbrella” singer has dated singer Chris Brown and baseball star Matt Kemp in the past, last night she was seen holding hands with a woman. “I’m on my first date in almost 2 yearz,” the Barbadian pop star tweeted yesterday. “#datenight my lover for the night @mforde11.” Rihanna referred to her longtime friend, Melissa Forde, who has been rumored in the past to be the singer’s lover.

Nothing says edgy like being a fake lesbian, so hopefully this works out for her. Maybe next she can get a tribal armband tattoo or get sent to detention.