Lindsay Lohan Makes Great Life Decisions

Hey, remember when Lindsay allegedly got into a fight at the Standard Hotel less than two weeks after her probation ended and her rep immediately said she wasn’t there and it was just some scheme looking to cash in because Lindsay is so insanely rich because she does commercials for Yeah, I guess that’s her ghost on the surveillance video and the fight didn’t happen because she’s not an entitled bitch. Easy misunderstanding. TMZ reports:

Lindsay Lohan was the instigator, aggressor and drink-tosser in the fight at The Standard Hotel Wednesday night … this according to a witness who was with the other girl involved in the altercation. The witness tells us … the incident began after a major misunderstanding between the two sides while they were partying at the Smoke and Mirrors nightclub inside the hotel. We’re told the girl was hanging out at the booth next to Lindsay’s … when Lohan tapped her on the shoulder aggressively and asked, “Did you bump into me?” The girl denied the bump … and suggested the real culprit could have been one of the guys in Lindsay’s group. She then pointed to one of the men. Lindsay replied, “That’s my dad … why would he bump me?” The girl shot back, “You go clubbing with your dad?” That’s when Lindsay snapped … so says the witness … who claims Lindsay began cussing at the girl and then threw a drink at her face.

If the five years of Lindsay posts haven’t tipped you off by now, Lindsay is physically incapable of not going to bar and doing something completely retarded. She can’t help herself. Instead of doing quality work and living a somewhat sane life to get the respect and admiration she desperately craves, she chooses to live in the world of her own mind where it’s 2003 and she’s a huge Hollywood star where everybody doesn’t know that she’ll drop to her knees if you’re holding a gram. She’s an idiot with no perspective on herself who’ll probably be found dead in a ditch with her panties stuffed in her mouth and tire iron stuck up her ass. Btw, Investigative Discovery shows some weird shit sometimes.