Megan Fox Is Pregnant

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I knew this day would eventually come, my friends. So stop what you’re doing and start a candle light vigil for my penis and dreams because Brian Austin Green‘s seed has now polluted the womb of my beloved Megan Fox.

Radar Online reports:

The 25-year-old brunette beauty and her hubby of nearly two years, Brian Austin Green, are expecting their first child together and couldn’t be more excited, Star magazine is exclusively reporting. “They just found out and are incredibly excited,” a source close to the couple told Star, noting that the pregnancy was unexpected.

I’m gonna lie, I was completely caught off-guard by this news. I honestly didn’t think this was how our imaginary sexual relationship would play out. I just thought we were on a break. 🙁