Well, This Is Gross

Streets of Willow Springs; Rosamond, CA

As we all know, Jessica Simpson has been pregnant for 42 months and is 170 pounds now. Proving she has no filter for things going in or coming out of her mouth, Simpson went on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show yesterday to tell everybody that she likes to have sex constantly. Going to throw up. brb. Us Magazine reports:

“I am definitely ‘feeling intimate,”” said the sassy Texan said — and how! “I’m kind of unstoppable right now. The Big O is, like, the biggest O ever!” Former NFL pro Johnson, 32, is definitely game, she added. “He’s always ready.”

Awesome. Because I don’t know about you, but when I think of sex I think of a 200 pound hog with heartburn reaching for a syrup bottle and bag of Doritos Locos Tacos. I’m actually hard right now just thinking about it.