Sup, Katy?

Like any sheltered and inculcated Christian girl who escaped after she had to stifle and repress her sexuality because her whole life her parents taught her that if more than one man ever saw her vagina that she would burn in a fiery hell for all eternity (but God loves you), Katy Perry is now a raging attention whore and cocktease who still manages to believe that her vagina is a precious gift lined with velvet and honey that any man would be privileged and honored to sniff. So, she’s single now. And here she in Paris wearing this. I’d really just like to meet her parents and just shake their hands, because apparently God turns more chicks out than a pimp.