January Jones Probably Didn’t Eat Much

After having a baby with a married man out of spite and refusing to add him to the birth certificate then looking hotter after having the baby (probably also out of spite) makes January Jones my favorite ice queen in Hollywood right now. And who really cares where the bastard is, because his mom looked like this going to have lunch on Melrose yesterday. I’m not one to make assumptions, but it’s pretty obvious from her body language that she would like for me to impregnate her. I mean, look at her eyes behind those sunglasses. It’s pretty apparent to everyone that she has a rape fantasy where I break into her house and put my hand over her mouth and bang her against a wall. Why doesn’t she just come out and say it? Why do women have to be so coy?