Lindsay Lohan Did Another With Matt Lauer

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Since she was cracked out of her damn skull in her last interview with Matt Lauer, Lindsay Lohan will be back on Today again tomorrow morning to face tough, hard-hitting questions haha I meant a complete fluff piece to promote her SNL appearance that should have ended with Matt Lauer and Lindsay making s’mores. Today reports:

If she was in denial in her last interview with Matt Lauer:

“Definitely. And I think it was — it’s a scary thing to have to kind of express to people … I wasn’t as comfortable with myself then. I think it was a fear factor that I had about what was really going on. And, you know, I had to get that wakeup call.”

On nightlife and parties:

“That’s not my thing anymore. I went out, actually, a few months ago with a friend. And I was so uncomfortable. Not because I felt tempted, just because it was just the same thing that it always was before. And it just wasn’t fun for me. I’ve become more of a homebody. And I like that.”

On whether people trust her to work with her:

“I think that that’s gonna take — I think that takes time,” Lohan said. “And I think that it’s actions. Because people can say things all they want, but I think I still need to go through the process of proving myself, you know, with ‘SNL,’ being on time, being, you know, keeping my — can’t say the word — but stuff together.”

On playing Elizabeth Taylor:

“We’re in the middle of casting and figuring — we start production soon,” Lohan said. “I’ve been doing tons of research. But I’ve always kind of researched her. She’s always been a fascinating woman to me. So I’m really honored. And I will not let anyone down, especially myself.”

People shouldn’t be scared of drug-addicted maniac klepto:

“I don’t want people to have that reason to be scared anymore. So being able to have this opportunity with ‘SNL’ and the film, I’m gonna do what I’m supposed to do, and enjoy doing it, and do it as best as I can.”

So exactly how long has Lindsay been saying the same exact thing now? Four years? Five? She’s learned her lesson, she wants to get back to work, she wants to change people’s perception, blah blah blah. Can’t she just go get high and take a nice bath at the Beverly Hills Hotel and get it over with already? I don’t feel like that’s asking too much.