Jennifer Aniston Is Box Office Gold

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Real Life Navy SEALS > Tyler Perry > The Rock riding a bee > a Nicolas Cage movie where he has a flaming skull head > a Jennifer Aniston movie where she’s naked. Us Magazine reports:

The actress’ new movie Wanderlust tanked in its opening weekend, debuting at No. 8 with $6.6 million. The film, which also stars her real-life love Justin Theroux, reunited Aniston, 43, with her longtime pal Paul Rudd, 42, her costar in 1998’s The Object of My Affection. Aniston hasn’t had a No. 1 box office debut since her appearance in the 2009 ensemble rom-com He’s Just Not That Into You. Box office revenue was up more than 25 perfect from the previous year, with Act of Valor — featuring real-life Navy SEALS — taking the top spot with a $24.7 million opening. Tyler Perry’s Good Deeds, costarring Gabrielle Union and Thandie Newton, debuted in No. 2 with $16 million. Journey 2: The Mysterious Island came in third with $13.5 million, Safe House finished in fourth with $11.4 million and The Vow rounded out the top five with $10 million. Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance earned $8.8 million for a sixth place finish, while Reese Witherspoon’s This Means War (No. 7) earned $8.5 million in its second weekend.

It’s no secret in Hollywood that if you want to make a movie that nobody will ever pay to see, you cast Jennifer Aniston. Brad Pitt stuck his A-list dick in her for a few years and apparently that means she’s A-list too. She’s not. Michael Bay could leave a camera on in his backseat for two hours and the footage would make more than $6 million.