Kim Kardashian Is Being Relentlessly Hunted

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Since outside a fitness bootcamp in Ventura is a hotbed of celebrity activity, it’s really no wonder why Kim Kardashian was incessantly hounded by paparazzi when all she wanted to do was go workout in full makeup. I mean, except she called them and told them she was going to be there, because you could walk into the West Hollywood Whole Foods right now, remove all the asses of every chick in there, put them in a pile, and the pile still wouldn’t be as big as Kim Kardashian’s ass. Some fitness clothing company is paying her to look like a fucking seal in their clothes so she has to pretend to go workout. It’s not like she can do anything. You know, unless this is some kind of new fabric that is urine resistant then I feel pretty dumb right now,