Kate Upton Is The Winner
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Everyone knew that Kate Upton was the new Sports Illustrated cover girl, despite them trying to make it a big secret. You know, like the one your cousin’s keeping. He wasn’t fooling anyone, dude. They all saw the duct tape.
Obviously we’ll post the rest of the issue once we find it, but we haven’t yet, so here are some shots from her Esquire shoot to tide you over. She’s wearing slightly more clothes in most of those, but at least she’s not apparently decked out in Cheeto crumbs.