Taylor Swift Got Dumped Again

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Taylor Swift had a boyfriend for about two minutes until the directors of Les Miserables realized she can’t sing. Hollywood Life (Via Us Weekly) reports:

Taylor and British actor Eddie Redmayne met when she auditioned to play Eponine in Les Miserables opposite Eddie’s Marius, Us Weekly reports. “They hung out in New York City with the movie’s execs,” a source explains. “And Taylor developed feelings for him fast.” “Taylor loved the image of a British boyfriend,” the insider adds. Eddie liked her too, but when she wasn’t cast in the role, their romance came to a halt, since he will be away filming the movie in London. “Eddie’s not interesting in a long-distance relationship. The elements were against them. It’s a shame,” the source says.

Taylor Swift is young, gorgeous, and rich, yet she can’t keep a man for more than ten minutes, even if he’s straight. It’s not “the elements being against them.” It’s her being insecure, clingy, and overeager. We’re talking about a girl who writes entire albums about guys she bearded for for a few weeks the year before because she just can’t possibly get over them. For someone who has so much going for her, she comes across as completely helpless. If she doesn’t get her shit together, her only long term relationship is going to be with her cat. And maybe Chelsea Handler.