Well This Is Awkward

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Last week, the world spun off its axis when it was announced that Heidi Klum and Seal were divorcing by a greying tower alone on the sea due to irreconcilable differences. But did you know, that when it snows, that TMZ reported Seal was an unhinged maniac with a violent temper. So it’s a little weird what Heidi Klum says in her interview in the March 2012 issue of InStyle. An interview she gave just weeks before the split ooohh the more I read of it the stranger it feels yeaaahh. Oh whatever that was fun. Fuck off.

“I don’t know why we work, my husband and I. We just do. We are black and white – yin and yang,” (Ed.’s Note: LOL) Klum tells InStyle UK’s March issue, in an interview presumably conducted before the “Project Runway” star announced her breakup from the “Kiss From a Rose” singer. “To me, his beautiful face, great body, amazing heart, voice, his ability to be a loving, caring person and father… what can I say?” “I have a lot of fun with him,” she said. “He’s off the cuff. He’s not fixed in his ways. And he knows how to handle me. It’s always been really passionate between us.”

So he’s handsome, has a great body, he’s fun, he’s adaptable, he’s knows how to call her out for being crazy in a nice supporting way, and he’s good in bed. So what exactly was the problem? Schick Quattro pop up ads?