Lady Gaga’s Boyfriend Hates Her

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Through black magic or roofies or what have you, Lady Gaga somehow managed to land Taylor Kinney. turns out that may not last too long. In Touch reports:

Lady Gaga‘s boyfriend of six months, Taylor Kinney, has told her to check her alter ego at the door when she’s with him. “Gaga started living and breathing her character 24/7 because she felt her fans wanted that,” dishes a source to In Touch. Too bad Tyler, 30, didn’t. While he held his tongue at first, he’s now comfortable enough with Gaga, 25, to make it clear he has no desire to live with a stage act. “Taylor has convinced her that he loves the real Stefani,” says an insider to In Touch. Luckily for him, the singer promised to be “more human” — after all, she wasn’t born that way!

Wait, so you mean an allegedly bullied, egg dwelling, pandering woman from New York City with an inexplicable British accent and penchant for stealing chord progressions from Madonna tracks wasn’t being herself? Far be it from me to defend Lady Gaga for anything, but this dude knew what he was in for from the get go considering they met on the set of her shitty videos. The only thing he should ask that she change is her face. And even then, he can always just be a gentleman and grab the paper bag himself.