Demi Moore Almost Overdosed, Rushed To The Hospital

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Demi Moore, seen here less than a month after the world find out her husband fucked two Vegas skanks on their wedding anniversary, was rushed to the hospital Monday night after paramedics responded to a 911 substance abuse call at her house at 10:45pm. Man, what would force a newly separated woman on the wrong side of 40 coming to the realization that her husband of 7 years is a serial cheater to want to end it all with drugs and alcohol? Being really sleepy apparently. TMZ reports:

Sources tell us she is being placed in a facility to “seek further professional assistance.” Our sources say the treatment is for substance abuse. Demi’s rep tells TMZ, “Because of the stresses in her life right now, Demi has chosen to seek professional assistance to treat her exhaustion and improve her overall health. She looks forward to getting well and is grateful for the support of her family and friends.”

Yes, “exhaustion”. That’s the reason. She was just tired so somebody had to call the paramedics and rush her to the hospital for immediate treatment for sleepiness. Sources inside the hospital say that she is recovering nicely in footie pajamas drinking chamomile tea while nurses take turns reading her Goodnight Moon. Haha just kidding I mean she’s probably on an IV getting her stomach pumped because her husband’s a douche.

UPDATE: She apparently had a seizure and is also being treated for anorexia. So, yeah. She’s doing great.