Ashley Greene Is My Choice For The People’s Choice Awards

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I really wasn’t expecting leather and lace until our honeymoon, but Ashley Greene is just so full of surprises in our relationship (like the time she’s dating somebody else right now), that she wore it last night to the People’s Choice Awards. And by “people” they mean “13-year old girls”. But that doesn’t really matter because the whole point of this post is that Ashley gladly smiled for pictures and her nipples gladly smiled with her. If I can be totally honest here, I think I’m really close to being able to get her pregnant with my mind.