Lindsay Lohan Might Play Elizabeth Taylor
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Lindsay Lohan is reportedly in talks to play iconic Hollywood star Elizabeth Taylor in a Lifetime: Television For
Movies About Women Getting Raped And Killed movie. Yeah, okay.
Lindsay Lohan could go from posing as Marilyn Monroe in Playboy to playing Elizabeth Taylor for Lifetime. The actress is in early talks to play the big-screen icon in a television movie for the female-skewing cable network, The Hollywood Reporter has confirmed. The project is not a new one and has been in development at Lifetime since last May. Independent producer Larry Thompson, who previously worked with the cabler on its 2010 telepic Amish Grace, is overseeing the project.
In the last three years, Lindsay Lohan has been rumored to star in or been fired from more movies (Superman: Man of Steel, Gotti: Three Generations, Lovelace) than she’s actually been hired for (Machete, Labor Pains), so who knows if this will actually make it to production without Lindsay being found dead in a ditch with her panties stuffed in her mouth or at a pawn shop trying to sell one of the cameras. And Elizabeth Taylor was hot, right? That’s something we can all agree on, right? So if somebody could explain why Lindsay Lohan is being considered here, I’d appreciate it. Is CGI involved? Because, let’s face it, I’d rather dig up the actual Elizabeth Taylor and have sex with it than stick my dick in Lindsay Lohan wearing one of those motion capture suits.
Fun fact: Lindsay turned down the role of stripper Jade in The Hangover (role that eventually went to Heather Graham) because she said the screenplay had “no potential”. The movie grossed $467M worldwide. Stay off crack, kids.