Ooh Pippa Why You So Hot Baby

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Remember for those five or so months in 2011 when seemingly every print, online, and television magazine lost their minds and went completely apeshit over Prince William’s sister-in-law and cousin, Pippa Middleton? Specifically over her ass that was supposed to have been dropped down like manna from heaven, and they even reported that women were lining up at plastic surgeon’s offices to get her ass? Everyday you heard how stunning and beautiful she was and if she changed her tampon it was treated like breaking worldwide news? You do? Yeah, what was up with that?