Zooey Deschanel Is Divorcing

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After filing for separation this fall, hipster goddess Zooey Deschanel is officially filing for divorce from troll Death Cab for Cutie frontman Ben Gibbard. TMZ reports:

The “New Girl” star filed the divorce docs in L.A. County Superior Court on December 27 — blaming the split on “irreconcilable differences.” She also lists the official date of separation as October 31 … Halloween. Deschanel and Gibbard — lead singer for the band Death Cab for Cutie — were married in 2009. They have no kids.

Because they’re TMZ, they also nabbed her income and expense declaration:

Here’s the lowdown: Zooey — who stars in “New Girl” — makes an average of $95,000 a month. Her expenses average $22,550 a month. … As for what she spends a month, Zooey says she drops $1,000 on groceries and household supplies, $500 eating out (really?), $800 on utilities, $300 for her various phones and email accounts, $600 in laundry and cleaning, $2,000 for clothes. She also donates $1,500 a month to charity.

When asked for comment, Katy Perry replied, “I WAS FIRST THIS TIME! By the way, look at my boobs.”