Kim Kardashian Is a Lying, Homewrecking Ho

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As soon as the curtain was pulled back on the Kardashians after Kim Kardashian‘s fake, E!-sponsored wedding to Kris Humphries exposed them as the lying, anything-for-fame whores that they are, Kris Jenner and E! have done everything in their power to paint their cash cow, Kim Kardashian, as a helpless victim of love and a selfless humanitarian who all of a sudden cares about the people in Haiti. People are stupid, so of course they’re buying it. But hey, remember when Reggie Bush dumped Kim in 2010 then Kanye West and Amber Rose broke up in 2010, then Kanye was on Kim’s show but they told everybody they were just friends? Oh, you do? Oh, good! Radar Online reports:

“Kim is one of the main reasons why me and Kanye are not together,” Amber exclusively told Star. “She’s a homewrecker!” According to Amber, she was dating Kanye when he and Kim first hooked up — and Kim was dating NFL star Reggie Bush! “They were both cheating,” Amber, 28, said. “They were both cheating on me and Reggie with each other.”

Well, let’s not get carried away here, Amber. Maybe Kanye and Kim connected at an emotional level as two people trying to juggle relationships in the spotlight oh wait no that’s not it they were totally fucking and Kim is a deceitful bitch.

Amber says it was Kim, 31, who instigated the whole affair by calling, texting and sending racy photos of herself to Kanye.“She was sending pictures, and I was like, ‘Kim, just stop. Don’t be that person,’” but apparently Kim didn’t care enough to respond when Amber emailed her for an explanation. “I thought at least she’d be woman enough to respond to me. She never responded.” Amber slammed Kim for her cheating ways. “It’s very important that us women stick together and we don’t f**k each other over like that.” However, Amber is current dating Wiz Khalifa, 24, and has credited Kim for helping her find true love. “I want to thank her,” she said about Kim. “Because if she was never a homewrecker, then I never would have met Wiz, and I wouldn’t be as happy as I am now.”

So, Kim Kardashian was in a relationship with Reggie Bush (and even picked out engagement rings), but was texting Kanye West titty pics the whole time then didn’t even have the balls or decency to admit it or apologize once she was called out on it? Man, I can’t even believe what I’m hearing. It’s almost like the heavily-edited, scripted drama executive produced by Kim’s mother purposefully lied to me. Hang on, I need to sit down for a minute. The shock is just simply too much for me to process right now.

Kim Kardashian at LAX yesterday on her way to Dallas. You hear that, Vince Carter? Awww yeah: