Katy Perry Doesn’t Look Pregnant At All

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The “Katy Perry is pregnant” rumors have been going around for about a month now, and Perry has deflected those rumors by saying she’s just a fat ass who likes In ‘N Out while in the same breath saying she wants to pop out a bunch of kids. So if 5x^-2y^10 over 2x^-1(-3x^-3y^-1)^-2, then x = this bitch is about three months pregnant. I’m glad we could get to the bottom of this, friends.

Katy Perry launching her new fragrance ‘Meow! at Nordstrom in The Grove until she gets an offer for an exclusive pregnancy interview: