Ashley Greene Is Diabolical

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Ashley Greene has a new serious boyfriend again, so she’s kicking her roommate out so the dude can move in. Oh, her roommate is her brother. inTouch reports:

After months of saying they were just friends, Broadway’s Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark star Reeve Carney, 28, and Twilight’s Ashley Greene were spotted making out in front of a crowd at NYC’s Rockefeller Center tree lighting on November 30. And the day before Thanksgiving, the duo engaged in lots of PDA at Virgil’s Real BBQ in Times Square. “They were all over each other and were talking about how great it would be to get a place together,” says a witness to In Touch. “It sounds like it’s already very serious.” A friend reveals Ashley, 24, recently asked her roommate and brother Joe to move out so Reeve can move in! Spidey himself couldn’t move any faster!

The prospect of her having in-house dick is thicker than family I guess, so I’m really glad we’re not dating. That’s too much pressure. I mean, she would be wanting to have sex like once a week or something crazy like that. WHAT AM I A MACHINE???!!!