Lindsay’s Purse Got Snatched

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Lindsay Lohan is on vacation in Hawaii right now (on vacation from what I don’t know exactly. Overseas hooking?), and as usual, it didn’t take long for the local authorities to be called. TMZ reports:

Lindsay Lohan’s purse has made it back to its rightful owner safe and sound — passport and everything — but sources tell TMZ, the thief kept one massive jackpot … $10,000 in cash. TMZ broke the story … Lindsay’s $5,000 Chanel purse was stolen last night from a Hawaii house party — and inside the bag … her passport, important probation docs, and a boatload of cash. Sources tell us, Lindsay stayed long after police left — driving the entire party into a frenzy for hours looking for the purse — and up until this morning, she had come up empty. But that’s when one of her friend’s eyed a suspicious-looking local, and asked if he knew where the bag was. We’re told the local denied everything, but showed up with the bag minutes later … claiming he found it on the street somewhere. We’re told Lindsay was so ecstatic to have the bag back, she didn’t bother asking questions — despite the missing $10,000.

What seems to be lost or conveniently glossed over in this story is that Lindsay took TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS IN CASH TO A HOUSE PARTY. Man, why would a strung out drug addict who just got a check for a million dollars take that much money to a house party. I don’t want to speculate, but if this story was Jack and the Beanstalk, the beanstalk would be a mountain of blow.