Rob Kardashian Is No Longer Dancing. Or Anything Else Really.
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Considered a lock to win Dancing With The Stars due to his sisters’ incessant begging and cheating on Twitter, Rob Kardashian‘s dream of finally achieving something in his life were washed away like the 9th Ward last night because people hate his sister and his whole family. People reports:
After Ricki Lake, 43, was eliminated earlier in the show, Rob Kardashian, 24, the reality TV brother often overshadowed by his famous – and infamous – older sisters went against J.R. Martinez, 28, the soldier-turned-actor whose triumph over severe burns received in Iraq brought raw emotion to the ballroom. For their final dance, a samba which both couples had to choreograph on the fly, each earned perfect scores, leaving Kardashian with a one point lead after two nights of competition. But the judges’ scores make up only half the final results. Once the viewers’ votes were tabulated, the winner was determined. It was J.R. Martinez and Karina Smirnoff!
And like any good Kardashian, Rob was gracious in defeat and didn’t at all make it about him.
Runner-up Rob Kardashian, who was paired with Cheryl Burke, echoed Martinez’s celebratory sentiments. “I’m super thankful,” he said, after the results were announced. “This is such a crazy experience. I’m definitely not sad. I won in my book.”
I’m sure you’re right, Rob. When your mom writes another book she’ll say you won, so don’t worry. Look, Rob Kardashian is a 24-year old fuckup who lives with his sister and is only famous because he happens to share the last name of his other sister who took a load in the mouth on camera. So he’s on TV a lot. The people occupying Cairo’s Tahrir Square are on TV a lot too, but that doesn’t necessarily mean I should be texting in my vote because I enjoyed their foxtrot.