Ashley Greene Does Esquire Mexico

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Unless somebody dies or Usher gets Justin Bieber pregnant finally, this week is gonna be boring. Which is works out for me because I get to post pics of Ashley Greene in the November 2011 issue of Esquire Mexico. I don’t know what any of these words say, but I assume it’s how much she loves me and how she can’t wait until we have babies that we can sell and split the money because millionaire celebrities like adopting brown babies. We can rub dirt on its face and wrap him up in one of my t-shirts. You know, just to play it up the whole sympathy thing. I have other things we can do that I was gonna tell you about, but I have it saved on a PowerPoint presentation on my other computer. Sorry.