I realize this movie has been out for a while and I barely know who Sara Paxton is, but I guess we all should have thought about that before some 13-year old screencapped Sara Paxton in a bikini. IMDB tells me that Shark Night 3D is about “a weekend at a lake house in the Louisiana Gulf turns into a nightmare for seven vacationers as they are subjected to shark attacks”. That sucks. Maybe one day white people will realize that sharks can’t grow legs and can only attack you in the water. No, seriously. I was surprised to find that out myself when I was two.
Arm yourself with the best jokes for your large foreheaded frenemies.
