Kristin Cavallari Knows What’s Up

You know that whole “fucking Scott Disick” thing? Yeah, about that. The New York Post reports:

While word spreads that “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” villain Scott Disick had a fling with “The Hills” star Kristin Cavallari while he was on a break from long-term girlfriend Kourtney Kardashian, Cavallari insists that the rumors are false. Furthermore, she alleges that the Kardashian machine is advancing the story to drum up publicity for the premiere of “Kourtney & Kim Take New York,” and to distract attention from Kim Kardashian, who has been heavily maligned after filing for divorce from basketball star Kris Humphries after just 72 days of marriage.

She’s smart enough to realize this but dumb enough to go back to banging Jay Cutler? That’s like when everyone told me Santa was fake, which is impossible because he still asks me to sit on his lap whenever I go to the mall. Frankly, I don’t know what to believe anymore.