I was gonna say if you wanted to walk into a nightclub in Vegas and get laid instantly that you should go directly to Marquee in The Cosmopolitan, but porn star/Charlie Sheen’s ex-piece/unattractive blonde, Bree Olson, was at Posh Boutique this weekend. So, I guess what I’m saying is that Posh Boutique seems like a pretty good option too.
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