Lindsay Lohan Spent Four Hours In Jail. Four. 4.

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During Lindsay’s probation hearings, Judge Sautner and the Los Angeles County Sheriff promised jail time for Lindsay, then stunned the world when they followed through with the threat of finally making her responsible for her actions by sentencing her to 30 days in jail. And by “30 days” I mean she walked in the walked right back the fuck out. Hopefully she’ll learn this time. TMZ reports:

Lindsay Lohan has been released from jail — a mere 4.5 hours after she checked in. As we first reported, Lindsay checked into the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, CA last night at 8:48 PM PST to begin serving her 30-day jail sentence. She was released at approximately 1:30AM. Tough life.

Seriously, what does this bitch have to do to spend more time than a Redbox rental in jail? Steal the Hope Diamond? Shoot up heroin on Good Morning America? Kill a baby on a paid webcam show? EXACTLY WHAT THE FUCK DOES SHE HAVE TO DO? I could illegally park and get more jail time than this.