Elisabetta Canalis Is Creepy

George Clooney retired Elisabetta Canalis‘s tail, and she needs to stay relevant, so she’s giving interviews about their relationship. And, uh… E! Online reports:

The Dancing With the Stars contestant and former Clooney girlfriend reveals in Italian journalist Bruno Vespa’s new book Questo Amore (This Love) that her relationship with one of Hollywood’s biggest hunks was “more of a father-daughter relationship,” which she “was unable to clarify…’til now.” Canalis further “clarifies” her feelings towards Clooney as: “the person who valued my feminine side the most” and “one of the best people I have met from a charitable point of view,” explaining, “he has been special for me, and very important, just as a father would be.”

Unless she got really confused when he asked “Who’s your daddy?” in bed, I can’t really wrap my head around that statement, because I’ve never fucked my dad. If she really needs an understanding perspective, she may want to talk to this chick. I’m only speculating, but it would probably confirm everything.