Tony Romo Got This Pregnant

This will turn out great. E! Online says:

So which former flame of Jessica Simpson is procreating and proud of it? It’s Tony Romo! The newlywed Dallas Cowboy, who tied the knot with Chace Crawford’s sister, Candice Crawford Romo, just five months ago, announced to a group of high school students, of all people, that he was about to be a papa. “I actually got one on the way,” he told students at Ceder Hill High when asked if he had any kids. “My wife’s pregnant.”

I’d congratulate them, but this is more frightening than celebratory. If Romo plans on ever holding this child, here’s hoping Candice lists “helmets” on her baby registry.