Flynet‘s caption says “Actress Jennifer Metcalfe and her boyfriend at the launch of Liverpool’s Fashion Week. Jennifer opened the show as she walked the catwalk in a gold evening gown”, so is she a model or the host? And why is she sitting in the audience at one point? And why is that bruise on my girlfriend’s leg not going away? Is this a white person thing? That can’t be good.
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