Scarlett Johansson’s Divorce Was Her Fault

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At least she admits it. The New York Daily News reports:

Scarlett Johansson may have had the blues after splitting from Ryan Reynolds last year, but at least the divorce gave her better biceps. “At first I was quite depressed,” Johansson told German magazine GALA. “After about a week or so I pulled myself together and started to go to the gym all the time.” Johansson, 26, married Reynolds in 2008, and they separated by the end of 2010. Their divorce was finalized in July. While the notoriously private actress declined to dish on what exactly led to their break-up, she said she tends to be “overcritical” of herself and others and “incredibly impatient” in relationships. “I pass judgment on people quite quickly,” said Johansson. “That can get me into trouble from time to time.”

So a great rack doesn’t compensate for being an insufferable cunt all the time? Brb, calling my mom to let her know I’m dying alone.