Lindsay Lohan Has The World On A String

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In case you were on the fence about Lindsay Lohan is an entitled, self-important, spoiled child with no concept of consequences who spits in the face of the law at every turn while thinking she’s a part of the fashion world in Paris by being a prostitute to get into shows, I hope this helps. TMZ reports:

Lindsay Lohan has been kicked out of the program where she was supposed to complete her community service because she violated the rules numerous times … TMZ has learned. Judge Stephanie Sautner ordered Lohan to serve 360 hours at the Downtown Women’s Center in L.A., as part of her probation in the shoplifting case. Part of the deal — the judge required her to be reliable, non-disruptive, and serve at least 4 hours at a time. But sources tell us … Lindsay blew off 9 scheduled visits … and when she did show up, she would often bail after working there for only an hour. Sources say … 2 weeks ago, she was terminated from the Women’s Center because of the violations.

Lindsay also failed to see her psychologist once a week. And why should she? Anybody with those teeth has to be of sound mind.

Lindsay Lohan has violated the judge’s order in her probation case by not seeing a psychologist at least once a week … TMZ has learned … and that may be enough to send her to the slammer. Judge Stephanie Sautner made it clear to Lindsay during her sentence last May … she MUST see the shrink every week, but she has not. We’re told one of her excuses is that she’s been working out of the country, but Judge Sautner made it extremely clear … work is not an excuse for failing to comply with the terms of probation.

And I hope you didn’t think Lindsay wasn’t going to stand on a chair and jump up and down and point at everyone else for making her only complete 21 hours of community service since July did you? Of course you didn’t. TMZ reports:

Lindsay Lohan is telling friends … she was unfairly booted from the Downtown Women’s Center … insisting the staff was REALLY mean to her from the second she arrived. Lohan has assured her inner circle … she did everything she was asked to do while performing her court-ordered community service at the L.A. center over the past few months … and NEVER showed up late. TMZ broke the story … the people in the Probation Dept. responsible for overseeing Lindsay’s probation decided Lindsay could not go back to the Women’s Center, because she repeatedly didn’t show up, and when she did she would bail after an hour — a violation of the judge’s order that she serve 4 hours at a time.

Lindsay is going to blame this on the paparazzi, again, like she always does. Her excuse to staffers at DWC was that she was being hounded by the press, and just couldn’t make it out of the car, and into the building. Yes, there were photographers around when she did show up, but it wasn’t intrusive, and didn’t impeed upon anyone’s ability to maneuver in or out of the building,” a source close to the situation tells

Lindsay’s next progress hearing is in four days, and I swear to God, if they don’t taser her then feed her to a pit of lions as soon as she gets out the car, then what exactly is point of having a hearing or putting her on probation? Nothing they have done so far has worked. Not the warnings. Not the fifth and sixth chances. Not the threat of jail time. Not the public beheading. Not the promi…wait, they haven’t mentioned a public beheading yet? That should look into that. Because I’m pretty sure cutting off her head will free up a lot of the court’s calendar.