It’s Ryan Reynolds Turn Now

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After foolishly believing that Leonardo DiCaprio wasn’t just slumming and taking a break from supermodel pussy to feel mortal, Blake Lively is now reportedly giving her vagina to Ryan Reynolds. Psychologists I didn’t ask say they bonded over the traumatic experience of making Green Lantern. E! Online reports:

Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson were a pretty hot-looking couple, and Blake Lively and Leonardo DiCaprio weren’t bad either, for that matter. So what about Reynolds and Lively? Heck, yeah! As we told you earlier this week, the Green Lantern costars were spotted on Friday on an Amtrak train from New York City to Boston. The following night, they reportedly had dinner for two at a Beantown sushi restaurant. Well, guess who were very lovey-dovey on Monday while waiting for a train at Boston’s Back Bay station. It may have been the wee hours of the morning—it wasn’t even 5 a.m. yet!—but so what? A source confirms they were making out and “all over each other” before Lively boarded the train for her return trip to NYC.

I don’t have anything to add to this story except if you click the banner picture and stand up, you can pretend you’re Ryan Reynolds.