When your body is physical perfection, sometimes people want you to be on the cover of their magazine. So here’s Rosie Jones on the new issue of Zoo. This is almost like the time I was on the cover of Southern Living for my famous lemon cookies. My grandma says that’s just one more reason why I’m such a catch. That and when I cry during my Grey’s Anatomy viewing parties. She says I should have a girlfriend in no time.
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