Kim Kardashian Wore This To Go Bowling

Like any good attention whore, Kim Kardashian wore a see through top to go bowling in New York last night. Because I guess she wants to make us forget she’s married and will turn 31 in a month, leaving her about two quality years left before she crashes into the proverbial wall that every woman hits like the Kool-Aid Man that makes them look like a woman in their 30s thereby rendering them completely irrelevant. In the meantime, Kendall is doing kegel exercises and learning how to identify money and rich black men using only her sense of smell. The only one of the Kardashian sisters who will be able to survive after 30 is actually Khloe. That is of course if she accepts Japan’s offer to protect them from Mothra or signs a deal to do a documentary with Diane Fossey.