Two Of These Whores Hate Kris Humphries

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Because the Kardashians are a tight-knit family held together by plastic surgery and money and people telling them how wonderful they are, Kourtney and Kong Kardashian reportedly hate Kim’s new husband, Kris Humphries. This should turn out well. Us Magazine reports:

But when Kris Humphries said “I do” to the reality star in August, he didn’t just get a wife: he got her whole family! But sources tell the new Us Weekly — on stands now — that Humphries hasn’t exactly won over the tight-knit Kardashian clan. An April get-to-know-you family trip to Bora Bora with Humphries, 26, wasn’t exactly paradise. The athlete criticized Kourtney, 32, for being a “slave” to her son Mason, 21 months. His constant roughhousing with Kim also rubbed her sisters the wrong way. “He’s like this weird, big clumsy oaf,” a source said. “Kris is getting famous for marrying a Kardashian.”

It’s not like I need a reason to hate this guy, but in his defense, I knew about Kris Humphries when accepted a scholarship to play for Duke in 2004 only to back out and commit to Minnesota instead. So I guess there’s other ways to get famous other than by marrying a Kardashian. Being the daughter of the guy who defended O.J. after he cut his wife’s head off and being the sister of the chick who got pissed on and mouth fucked in a sex tape are also good ways, for instance. Sources say Khloe Kardashian was so upset with Kris Humphries’ antics that she got all seven of her Double-Double’s animal style. Grrrrrr!!!