Reese Witherspoon Got Hit By A Car

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Wanna take a guess if it was a woman driver? That was rhetorical, btw. USA Today reports:

Don’t worry. She’s fine now. But on Wednesday morning at around 11 a.m., as she was out getting some exercise, Reese Witherspooon was struck by a car in Santa Monica. AP reports that the actress was crossing a street and the driver of the vehicle – an 84-year-old woman, who was driving about 20 mph – failed to stop for her. Reese was taken to a local hospital, Capt. Judah Mitchell of the Santa Monica Police Department told Access Hollywood, describing the incident as “minor.” A rep for said in a statement that Reese was “not seriously injured” and was released from the hospital soon after incident. The rep said Reese was “resting comfortably at home.”

They might as well give women licenses to ride dragons or bears, because it can’t be any worse than when you put them behind a wheel of two ton piece of metal that has a vertical pedal on the right. But on the brightside, you can’t put your mascara on while blowing through an intersection when driving a dragon. Dragons have no rearview mirrors.