This Wasn’t An Accident

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The last time I was in LA I went to the The Grove to get an iPhone charger, and the paparazzi were literally hiding behind flower pots and rappelling from the ceiling. So I assume Ashley Greene knew full well that if she wore a see through shirt and tiny shorts that she would get her picture taken. She also knew that I would post them. Because I would very much like to have sex with her, you see. Mostly because I think we have a lot of things in common. For instance, she has a vagina attached to a brunette white girl with blue eyes and I have a penis that likes to repeatedly go into vaginas attached to brunette white girls with blue eyes.