Chelsea Handler Might Be A Cokewhore

Surprise! Wonder why E! didn’t report on this? Page Six says:

Chelsea Handler lived up to her party-girl reputation at a summer bash for her hotelier boyfriend, Andre Balazs, when she was escorted out of the men’s bathroom at the Frying Pan by bar security.Handler attended the party for Standard Hotel employees on the restored boat in the Hudson River, docked north of Chelsea Piers, with Balazs on Monday.

But sources at the event say a bouncer caught her and “a dude with gold shoes” in a stall in the men’s bathroom and ushered them both out.

In a bathroom stall with a man with gold shoes? As far as I know, Chelsea Handler isn’t a gay dude, so fuck it. Change “might be” to “definitely is.”