Lindsay Lohan Is Suing Pitbull

For damaging her reputation. You know, because years of guzzling gin and jizz (oh, and coke) didn’t do that already. TMZ reports:

Lindsay Lohan has just sued the rapper Pitbull for a line in his mega-hit, “Give Me Everything,” for a disparaging lyric about her. The song — written by Ne-Yo and Afrojack, also defendants — has a line: Hustlers move aside, so I’m tiptoein’, to keep flowin’ / I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay is pissed, claiming in her lawsuit … “the lyrics, by virtue of its wide appeal, condemnation, excoriation, disparaging or defamatory statements by the defendants about the plaintiff are destined to do irreparable harm to the plaintiff.” Lindsay, who claims in the lawsuit she is “a professional actor of good repute and standing in the Screen Actors Guild, is suing under the New York civil rights laws, which protects people from having their name exploited for commercial purposes. Lindsay alleges the appearance of her name in the song “causes [Lindsay] to be associated and identified in connection with defendants.”

She should throw in some pain and suffering too, because she’s probably had nightmares about this song. Not just because it sucks and her name is in it, but because it’s scary: Typically when a Hispanic man grabs somebody sexy and tells them, “Hey! Give me everything,” somebody sexy is getting mugged.