Gwyneth Paltrow Really Loves Her Staff

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Gwyneth Paltrow was born into wealth and privilege and scored her first “big acting break” when she was cast as a young Wendy Darling in Steven Spielberg’s Hook. She was chosen out of 1,000 actresses who auditi…no, wait. Her mommy and daddy are Spielberg’s friends. Her life has consisted of people telling her how wonderful she is and she’s never had to actually work a day in her life. I don’t know, but maybe that could turn someone into an elitist cunt who thinks the world revolves around her. Hard to say, really. Us Magazine reports:

Gwyneth Paltrow is receiving mixed reviews from insiders in New York’s Hamptons this summer. Though one witness at the Maidstone Club tells the new issue of Us Weekly that the Oscar winner, 38, is “sweet to staffers,” another source says Paltrow is anything but. Case in point? After a friendly traveler gave Paltrow’s housekeeper a lift from a bus stop to her home, the actress reprimanded the driver. “Gwyneth was mad that the maid showed strangers where she lived,” the insider tells Us. “Gwyneth said, ‘Please don’t give my maid a ride again!'”

Later, Gwyneth branded the maid with a horseshoe and flogged the driver’s family at dawn. The she castrated the maid’s son and cut off her husband’s head and carried around the courtyard on pike. Because its the Hamptons. People shouldn’t know that rich white people live there.