Perez Hilton Even Kisses Celebrity Wax Sculptures’ Asses

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When you’re a vile and loathsome human being who made a living drawing cum on celebrities’ faces then hired ghostwriters and turned into a squealing fangirl once they invited you to the party, of course you’ll show up at the unveiling of Kim Kardashian‘s wedding-themed wax figure at Madame Tussauds in a fucking tuxedo. Haha, because you’re going to marry it, right?! Oh, Perez! We see what you did there! I swear, can’t decide which thing in these pictures I’d punch in the face first.