So, Olivia…About That Forehead

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Olivia Wilde attended the UK premiere of Cowboys & Aliens yesterday, and I don’t know if she wore her hair like that because all the riots in London left them short a few movie screens and she was trying to help out or what, but apparently I’ve been living in denial about my true feelings for this chick. Her hair looks like it starts at the same place Jerry Rice’s cornrows start. I don’t know if you realize it or not, but that’s not a compliment.

Note: But don’t take my word for it, Daniel Craig can feel it staring at him.