Ellen Page Is A Lesbian

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Granted, the real way to out a closet homosexual is to viciously hound them on your website for months and draw cum and cocks coming out of their mouth until they finally break and release a statement. Then after their statement, you can get all pious about it and claim you did it for the betterment for the gay community, when in reality you’re a starfucking internet troll who would suck a horse’s dick if it had enough glitter on it and could get you a TV deal. Or Perez Hilton, for short. Apparently you can just write articles about someone being gay, too. You know, like this actual journalist did. V-Generations (via ONTD) reports:

June was called the “Pride Month” and we saw some really great developments like the New York same-sex marriage legalization. Now, New York has their first married gay couple. Additionally, the United Nations has passed a resolution for gay rights. But where are the Hollywood actors? Don’t they always claim to be outspoken for good causes? Where are all the left wing, liberal artists speaking out for the oppressed gay minority? I tell you where they are. They are hiding in their closets making lucrative business deals like Ellen Page. The comic book team the ‘X-MEN’ always served as a metaphor for an oppressed minority like gay people or Jews. ‘X-Men Generation Hope’ issue Nr. 9 deals with the ongoing problem of Gay-Teen suicide, inspired by the real events. Ironically, Page has become famous playing Kitty Pryde, a member of the X-MEN. Page claims to “believe in truth” and to stand for what she believes in. But like many other actors she hides behind her lawyer and manager deep in the closet, while gay teenagers struggle to survive. I think I gave Ellen Page a decent chance to come out with the truth. Two months ago, I mentioned her in my LGBT article and made it pretty clear what she had to do. (Yes, she knows about this site.) In times like these when young gay people commit suicide out of fear of rejection, role models are needed. The gravity of the situation doesn’t ask for passive hiding but active fighting. What will Ellen Page’s choice be?” Last month she was seen with Clea DuVall in Montreal. I wasn’t sure if these pictures were staged and Ellen Page’s management called the paparazzi or not. Montreal isn’t really known to be a paparazzi hotspot. As some readers pointed out, the real reason for the paparazzi gathering in Montreal was the visitation of the Royals. So, no staged pictures. Page is still hiding. I honestly have enough of this Hollywood nonsense. Using charities, NGOs or any good cause for personal business gains and an improved public image is despicable. Pretending to stand for something but ultimately running away from it is an act of cowardice and could be harmful for many.

I wish I could say this story was shocking, but it’s Ellen Page. If you could win prizes at the fair, they would purposely keep her out of the “Spot The Lesbian” game. Unlike Amber Heard. I mean, look at the banner picture. Ellen Page is basically Jeremy Renner in The Hurt Locker if The Hurt Locker was about the United States Army Penis Ordnance Disposal team.