Linda Evangelista Is Very Reasonable
[SinglePic not found]
You can read the whole back story here if you want, but all you need to know is that Linda Evangelista believes that anything that comes out of her vagina is a winning Powerball ticket. New York Post reports:
Glamorous cover girl Linda Evangelista came to Manhattan Family Court yesterday — and slapped her deadbeat billionaire French baby-daddy with a $46,000-a-month support request. “That would probably be the largest support order in the history of the Family Court,” noted Support Magistrate Matthew Troy, who is expected to decide on an amount when the parties return to Family Court next month. The demure but towering Evangelista, still stunning at 46, is demanding the cash from Francois-Henri Pinault — CEO of the Paris-based luxury conglomerate that owns Gucci, Yves St. Laurent and Bottega Veneta — who is the father of her 4 year old, Augustin James, to whom he has not paid a penny since the boy’s birth.
$46,000 a month? Does this baby’s doctor have him on a strict arugula and caviar diet? Is Mary Poppins his nanny? Does Rapunzel make his onesies out of her hair? Does he have a gambling problem? No? So can somebody explain to me why this chick needs $46,000 a month to raise a kid? Kids born with cancer and clawhands don’t need this much.