Rihanna Seems To Really Enjoy Kadooment Day

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Just like we celebrate the death and resurrection of Jesus Christ by telling children a giant bunny rabbit hid painted eggs for them overnight, Rihanna and people in Barbados celebrate their sugar cane harvest by doing shit that also doesn’t make any sense. Specifically, Rihanna dressing up like a Las Vegas Miss Cleo and simulating what anal sex looks like on a tropical island. Man, it looks a lot like it does in America. Maybe this will allow us to put aside our differences and realize we all enjoy doing drunk women in the ass the same the world over.