Kim Kardashian Is Suing Old Navy
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Six months ago, singer/actress (talented) Melissa Molinaro (banner pic) starred in commercials for Old Navy’s Super C-U-T-E campaign. And since she has black hair, brown eyes, and a tan, people said she kinda looked like amateur porn star/reality show whore (untalented) Kim Kardashian. Kardashian was completely fine with all this until last month. Last month when it was revealed that college cheat/average NFL running back (can’t take a hit) Reggie Bush was dating Melissa Molinaro after he dumped Kim Kardashian. Now Kim Kardashian is suing Old Navy for $20 million, because OMG, FUCK THAT BITCH! OH, NO SHE DIDN’T! KOURTNEY HOLD MY EARRINGS! TMZ reports:
There is only ONE Kim Kardashian — and now she’s declaring a legal war on Old Navy for using a Kim K look-alike in a recent ad campaign … TMZ has learned. Kim is filing a lawsuit against the clothing giant — claiming they intentionally used a look-alike in an effort to dupe the public into thinking Kim was affiliated with Old Navy. We’re told Kim is especially furious that Old Navy has been tweeting to her page about the look-alike — in an effort to gain even more publicity. One of those tweets read, “@CBSNEWS reports that Old Navy’s Super CUTE star looks like @kimkardashian. #LOL. What do you think?” We’re told Kim believes the copycat campaign has damaged her wallet somewhere in the range of $15 to $20 million.
Oh, please. If Old Navy wanted Kim Kardashian they would have hired Kim Kardashian. Because the Kardashians are whores who will put their name on anything. They don’t need to hire a fake Kim Kardashian because the real Kim Kardashian will blow everyone in the room if it means she’ll be on television for five minutes. If it’s longer than five minutes, she’ll call in Kendall to lick your balls. She only licks because Kris is saving “unlimited sodomy” for a special contract.